“I’m not a misandrist, but…”

imnotamisandristbut:

whoosp:

wretchedoftheearth:

face-down-asgard-up:

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but let me put it this way: if a pencil has been in loads of pencil sharpeners, it’s probably a short pencil that wears out really quickly and should be thrown away! But if a pencil sharpener has sharpened lots of pencils, it must be a pretty good pencil sharpener.

This is the best misandrist response to the misogynistic ~women are locks and men are keys~

I don’t remember my penis losing flesh and eventually shortening to a nub after sex

i don’t remember penises unlocking my vagina. 

(via lipsredasroses)